VOX Box: Scott Pilgrim VS the Prelude
Characters[]
- Scott Pilgrim (Age: 23, Rating: Awesome)
- Kim Pine (Drummer, 23 Years Old)
- Stephen Stills (aka: "The Talent," 24 Years Old)
- Young Neil (Live Here, 20 Years Old)
- Knives Chau (17 Years Old)
Location[]
- Snowy Suburbs of Maple City - Stills' House
- April 2nd 2016, 0900 Local Time
VOX Archive[]
- NOT SO LONG AGO, IN THE MYSTERIOUS LAND OF MAPLE CITY, CANADA... SCOTT PILGRIM WAS DATING A HIGH SCHOOLER.
- Kim Pine: Scott Pilgrim is dating a high schooler?
- Stephen Stills: Really? Is she hot?
- Kim Pine: How old are you now, Scott? Like twenty-eight?
- Scott Pilgrim: [chuckle] I'm not playing your little games, Kim.
- Kim Pine: So you've been out of high school for like, 13 years and-
- Scott Pilgrim: I'm twenty-three! [pause] Twenty-three! [footsteps, chair slides on floor, clatter]
- Stephen Stills: And you're dating a high school girl? Not bad, not bad. Is she-?
- Scott Pilgrim: A meta? Yeah...
- Young Neil: Like, did you guys 'do it' yet?
- Scott Pilgrim: We have done many things. We ride the bus. We have meaningful conversations about how yearbook club went and about her friends and, um... you know... drama.
- Stephen Stills: Yeah, okay, have you even kissed her?
- Scott Pilgrim: We almost held hands once, but then she got embarrassed.
- Kim Pine: Well. Aren't you pleased as punch?
- Stephen Stills: So, what's her name?
- Scott Pilgrim: [pleased:] Knives Chau. She's Chinese.
- Stephen Stills: Chinese...
- Young Neil: Wicked! How'd you meet her?
- Scott Pilgrim: I believe I mentioned the bus?
- [silence]
- Kim Pine: Is that seriously the end of the story?
- Scott Pilgrim: Yes. It is.
- Stephen Stills: So when do we get to meet her?
- Kim Pine: [dry:] Oh please. Let it be soon.
- [ding dong]
- Scott Pilgrim: That's for me. [chair slides on floor, footsteps, door opens, footsteps, door closes] Hey Knives. You promise to be good?
- Knives Chau: Of course I'll be good!
- Scott Pilgrim: No, really. Please be good.
- Knives Chau: Am I normally not?
- Stephen Stills: [door opens] ...
- Scott Pilgrim: Oh, hey. Knives, this is Stephen Stills. He's the Talent.
- Stephen Stills: Hey.
- Knives Chau: Hello!
- Stephen Stills: Scott... A word?
- Scott Pilgrim: One sec. [footsteps, door closes]
- Stephen Stills: Is she gonna geek out on us?
- Scott Pilgrim: She'll just sit in the corner, man.
- Stephen Stills: I mean, I want her to geek out on us.
- Scott Pilgrim: She'll geek. [pause] She geeks. [pause] She has the capacity to geek.
- Stephen Stills: [pause, door opens] You're good.
- Knives Chau: [footsteps, door closes, pause] Wow.
- Scott Pilgrim: Knives, that's Kim. Lemme get your coat. [coat rustling, coat tossed to floor]
- Knives Chau: Hi, sorry, what was your name?
- Kim Pine: Kim.
- Knives Chau: You play the drums?
- Kim Pine: ...yes.
- Knives Chau: That is so awesome.
- Scott Pilgrim: Knives, that's Young Neil.
- Knives Chau: Hi. What do you play?
- Young Neil: Uh, wow... [pause] Zelda... Tetris... that's kind of a big question.
- Knives Chau: ...
- Young Neil: Ohhh. [nervous chuckle] I'm not in the band. I just live here.
- [clatter, amps humming]
- Scott Pilgrim: Let's start with Lunchbox Maniac.
- Stephen Stills: [clatter, microphone feedback, nervous chuckle] That's not the actual title of the-
- Kim Pine: [shout:] WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB! 1-2-3-4! [frantic drumbeat]
- [rock music: --frantic drumbeat-- --shredding guitar riff-- --steady bassline--]
- Stephen Stills: [sung:] YEAH... YEAH...
- [rock music: --frantic drumbeat-- --shredding guitar riff-- --steady bassline--]
- Stephen Stills: [sung:] YEAH... YEAH...
- [rock music: --frantic drumbeat-- --shredding guitar riff-- --steady bassline--]
- Stephen Stills: [sung:] LET ME MAKE YOUR STASIS
- [rock music: --frantic drumbeat-- --shredding guitar riff-- --steady bassline--]
- Stephen Stills: [sung:] MY-MY-MY-MY SERPENTINE
- [rock music: --frantic drumbeat-- --shredding guitar riff-- --steady bassline--]
- Stephen Stills: [sung:] I GOT A BREATHALYZER
- [rock music: --frantic drumbeat-- --shredding guitar riff-- --steady bassline--]
- Stephen Stills: [sung:] AND MY BODY'S CLEAN
- [rock music: --frantic drumbeat-- --shredding guitar riff-- --steady bassline--]
- Stephen Stills: [sung:] YEAH... YEAH...
- [rock music: --frantic drumbeat-- --shredding guitar riff-- --steady bassline--]
- Stephen Stills: [sung:] YEAH... YEAH...
- [rock music: --frantic drumbeat-- --shredding guitar riff-- --steady bassline--]
- Stephen Stills: [sung:] YEAH... YEAH... YEAH... YEAH...
- [rock music: --frantic drumbeat-- --shredding guitar riff-- --steady bassline--]
- Stephen Stills: [sung:] YEAH...
- [
rock music] - Stephen Stills: [sigh, clatter, microphone feedback] Uh... That's all we got. It's, uh, it's a work in progress...
- Knives Chau: You guys... are so... [pause] [scream:] AMAZING!
- Stephen Stills: I like her.
- Knives Chau: Oh, I need to- [giggle] Is there a bathroom?
- Young Neil: Uh, yeah, it's just right there, down the hall.
- Knives Chau: Thanks! [giggle, clatter, frantic running, distant door opens, distant footsteps, distant door closes]
- Stephen Stills: She seems nice.
- Scott Pilgrim: Yeaaah.
- Young Neil: She seems awesome!
- Scott Pilgrim: Yeaaah.
- Kim Pine: Scott, if your life had a face I would punch it.
- Scott Pilgrim: Yeaaah... Wait, what?
- Kim Pine: I mean, are you really happy or are you really evil?
- Scott Pilgrim: Like, do I have ulterior motives or something? I'm offended, Kim.
- Kim Pine: Wounded even?
- Scott Pilgrim: Hurt, Kim.
- Kim Pine: You? Hurt?
- Scott Pilgrim: [sigh] Yes, Kim... Unlike you, the rest of us can be hurt.
- Kim Pine: [scoff] ...
- Scott Pilgrim: Neil, you were saying she seems awesome?
- Young Neil: [chuckle] Yeah, she seems awesome.
- Scott Pilgrim: Yeaaaah.
Trivia and Notes[]
- Part of the Scott Pilgrim VS Everything Storyline.
- Story continues in VOX Box: Scott Pilgrim VS the Gossip Girls.
- Debut of Scott Pilgrim, Kim Pine, Stephen Stills, Neil Nordegraf, and Knives Chau.
- This VOX Box was inspired by the graphic novel series Scott Pilgrim and its related media.