VOX Box: Scott Pilgrim VS Lucas Lee - Take Two
Characters[]
- Lucas Lee (Pretty Good Actor, The Second 'Evil' Ex)
- Kim Pine (Scott's Best Friend and "Moral Support")
- Scott Pilgrim (Champion of Flowers)
- Ramona Flowers (Delivery Girl, Goddess on the Run)
- Wallace Wells (Erstwhile Roommate, Scott's Mentor)
Location[]
- Queen Estate, Star City, OR
- April 22nd 2016, 1712 Local Time
VOX Archive[]
- [Ambient Filter: footsteps: 4 instances]
- Scott Pilgrim: I had meant to get a haircut.
- Kim Pine: Yeah, good job sleeping in past noon...
- Scott Pilgrim: I know! I look like a long-haired hippie.
- Ramona Flowers: No, you don't.
- Scott Pilgrim: Yes, I do.
- Wallace Wells: Scott, you know I'm your harshest critic... and honestly? I'm not seeing it. You look the same to me as you've always looked.
- Kim Pine: Which is?
- Wallace Wells: Hot. [chuckle, hand rustling hair]
- Scott Pilgrim: [groan] ... [sigh] Anyway, thanks for coming with me. Last time when he caught me alone I felt like such a loser. I was just standing around and wondering if I was in the right place... and all I wanted was to go home.
- Wallace Wells: Yeah, you're lucky he didn't want to fight. You so would have lost.
- Scott Pilgrim: What? No. I never lose.
- Kim Pine: Interesting place you picked for this meetup, Scott...
- Ramona Flowers: Yeah, what is this place?
- Scott Pilgrim: I don't know, Lucas picked it. It's supposed to be this really cool castle or whatever. I think it was condemned after this bad earthquake.
- Kim Pine: You let Ramona's evil ex pick some remote place for a meetup? [sigh] You expect this to go peacefully.
- Scott Pilgrim: He's famous, Kim. He just doesn't want to be seen with-
- Kim Pine: A bunch of losers?
- Scott Pilgrim: It's just a convenient place close to where he's currently shooting a movie.
- Wallace Wells: Did we have to park the rental car so far away?
- Scott Pilgrim: No, but I like the walking. Putting one leg in front of the other...
- Ramona Flowers: You seem a little... nervous.
- Scott Pilgrim: Do I? Strange, I'm not nervous at all. [pause, sigh] Okay, I'm a little nervous. He's a good actor. He could have been lying.
- Kim Pine: Again, you agreed to meet him somewhere private... Somewhere he could easily bury your body and it would never be found.
- Scott Pilgrim: Kim, you're not helping.
- Kim Pine: Oh, was I supposed to be helping?
- Scott Pilgrim: Why did you come?
- Kim Pine: If you're going to die, I'd like to be there so I know where to go to spit on your grave.
- Scott Pilgrim: ...Okay, now I'm really nervous.
- Ramona Flowers: Kim's just teasing you, Scott. Nothing's going to happen. Let's just get this token and get out of here, okay?
- Wallace Wells: Oh, guys! [grapple, gasp]
- [
Ambient Filter: footsteps: 4 instances] - Lucas Lee: [puff, puff, blow] ...
- Wallace Wells: There he is... [long sigh] I want to have his adopted babies.
- Ramona Flowers: Oh, brother... Let's get this over with.
- [Ambient Filter: footsteps: 4 instances]
- Kim Pine: You used to date this clown?
- Wallace Wells: Slut.
- Ramona Flowers: Wallace, I am not a slut.
- Wallace Wells: Don't get me wrong, Ramona... I can think of no higher accolade.
- Ramona Flowers: Oh... [pause] In that case? Thanks. [pause] I think? [giggle]
- [
Ambient Filter: footsteps: 4 instances] - Scott Pilgrim: Luke Wilson?
- Lucas Lee: Lucas Lee...
- Scott Pilgrim: Sorry, right... [sigh] Oh, wow, that's embarrassing.
- Wallace Wells: You should be used to it by now.
- Lucas Lee: [sigh, cigarette flicked away, clatter, footsteps] Hey Scott. [footsteps, pause] Ramona, good to see you two.
- Ramona Flowers: Hey.
- Scott Pilgrim: This is my best friend, Kim.
- Kim Pine: Hi.
- Lucas Lee: How are you?
- Scott Pilgrim: Miserable.
- Lucas Lee: Interesting.
- Scott Pilgrim: And this is my cool gay roommate, Wallace Wells.
- Wallace Wells: Hi, Mr. Lee. I'm a big fan.
- Lucas Lee: Yeah. Why wouldn't you be? [pause, footsteps] You want to take a walk, Scott?
- Scott Pilgrim: Uh... in private?
- Lucas Lee: Yeah. There's a little trail over here. [footsteps] It'll just take two minutes.
- Scott Pilgrim: Uh, sure... [footsteps] Before I forget, can I get your autograph? [paper crinkling, clatter]
- [in unison:] Ramona Flowers: Scott? Kim Pine: He's dead. Wallace Wells: Oh, he's even sexier than I imagined.
- Lucas Lee: [paper crinkling, footsteps, scribble, scribble, paper crinkling, footsteps] There you go, bud... Now... [sigh] There's been a rewrite of the script.
- Scott Pilgrim: Huh?
- Matthew Patel: [infernal schism, footsteps, chuckle] Hello again, Pil-Grim. [infernal flames crackling: 2 instances]
- Ramona Flowers: Patel?! No, it-
- Wallace Wells: [scream:] Watch out! It's that one guy! [rapid footsteps] Scott, it's a trap! FIGHT!
Trivia and Notes[]
- Part of the Scott Pilgrim VS Everything Storyline.
- Story continues from VOX Box: Ramona Flowers and the Girls' Night.
- Story continues in VOX Box: Scott Pilgrim: The Dork Knight Rises.
- This VOX Box was inspired by the graphic novel series Scott Pilgrim and its related media.