- Harleen Quinzel: What did Batsie say when he found out that you got yourself pregnant with your billionaire boytoy? Bet he was pissed!
- Selina Kyle: Not so much... Batman's only love is punching criminals in the face. Catwoman was a diversion... Bruce loves me for who I am.
- Pamela Isley: [scoff] So corny, Selina - no offense to the crop. Even you have to admit that the words that just came out of you were so lame.
- Selina Kyle: [chuckle] Maybe, Pam. But it's the truth... That's the life I lead now. In the next five years, I'll be driving a minivan to PTA meetings.
- Harleen Quinzel: [drunken laughter] A minivan?! Yeah right! You're marrying Bruce frickin' Wayne! No way you're driving a minivan anywhere, Selina!
- Lucy Quinzel: [gates open, footsteps] Hey there! I brought my suit, but I see you started swimmy Saturdays without me. [gate closes] How rude!
- Harleen Quinzel: [excited squeal] Lucy Goosey! [water splashing, giggle, rapid wet footsteps]
- Pamela Isley: Har, don't-
- Harleen Quinzel: [shriek, thud, loud groan] Owie...
- Pamela Isley: Run... [sigh] You okay, Har?
- Harleen Quinzel: Nothing hurt but my pride... and my perfect ass.
- Lucy Quinzel: [sigh, footsteps] You didn't have to do that. I've got legs, mom. I would have walked to you to give you your Lucy Goosey hug.
- Harleen Quinzel: Aw, that's why I love this kid! [clamber, water dripping] Come here!
- [giggles: 2 instances, bodies embracing: 2 instances]
- Pamela Isley: [sigh, water sloshing, footsteps] Alright, Har... That's enough. Aunt Ivy needs her Lucy Goosey hugs, too.
- Selina Kyle: If those are being given out, I better get mine, too. [clatter, footsteps]
- Harleen Quinzel: Back off! She's all mine! [giggle]
- Lucy Quinzel: [giggle] [muffled:] I can share the love, mom...
- Harleen Quinzel: [soft sigh] Fine... You're just gonna need to pile in. I ain't letting go!
- [footsteps: 2 instances, bodies embracing: 4 instances, pause, giggles: 4 instances]
- Lucy Quinzel: [muffled:] Can I breathe now?
- Harleen Quinzel: Nope.
- Pamela Isley: Har-
- Harleen Quinzel: I know! [sigh] Fine, I'll let go.
- Lucy Quinzel: [gasp, giggle] Thanks... Nice to see all of you, too. [pause] I'm gonna go change into my swimsuit now. Be right back. [footsteps]
- Harleen Quinzel: [pause, sigh, footsteps, head resting on shoulder] Ivy...
- Pamela Isley: Yes? [hand resting on shoulder]
- Harleen Quinzel: I've made lots of mistakes, but I made a damn good kid, didn't I?
- Pamela Isley: Yeah, Har... You did.
- Selina Kyle: [footsteps] And you say I'm corny? [scoff] Oh, please...
Trivia and Notes
- Debut of Lucy Quinzel.
- This VOX Box is an updated version of Oracle Files: Irie Morgan 1.
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