- Metropolis, DE
- January 4th 2017, 2017 EST
- Bizarro: Lois... Bizarro got Lois gift... Here gift. Lois take gift.
- Lois Lane: Oh... yes... Uh... Thank you... for the trash.
- Bizarro: These stories... Lois wrote. Lois writes good stories.
- Lois Lane: Yeah? [chuckles] I used to think that, too... Now I need to reconsider my prose...
- Bizarro: [laughter] Bizarro like Lois' pose. Lois look good to Bizarro. Bizarro like Lois.
- Lois Lane: Not pose, prose... Actually, you know what? Nevermind, Bizarro. Thanks, for the wad of paper.
- Bizarro: Lois welcome! Bizarro glad Lois like Bizarro's g- Huh? Lois hear that?
- Lois Lane: No, Lois didn't hear anyth- [gasp]
- Bizarro: Again, Bizarro hears it. [sniffle] Smell nothing, but... Bizarro hear little heartbeat... in Lois' belly.
- Lois Lane: It's nothing, Bizarro... Trust Lois. It's just... indigestion?
- Bizarro: No... Bizarro hears little heart. Lois infecuated?
- Lois Lane: No! Lois is not infected, Bizarro. Lois is fine. Lois is- [rush of air] Hey!
- Bizarro: Look! Lois is fat! Los' belly big! Bizarro cut out infecuated! Bizarro save Lois!
- Lois Lane: No! Bizarro let go of Lois n- [rush of air, whack]
- Superboy: You heard the lady, ugly! Hands off!
- Supergirl: Ugly? Really? Well, he is genetically-speaking your twin brother, Kon. So, yeah... Ugly works!
- Power Girl: Cir-El... don't start that up again. For all we know, Bizarro here is your real daddy.
- Supergirl: Hey!
- Bizarro: Uh... [debris clattering, grunt] Stupid Kryptonians! Leave! [roar] Bizarro love Lois!
Trivia and Notes
- Lois is currently pregnant. She gives birth in E27VOXA: Super Bundles of Joy.
- Supergirl's true origin is revealed later of her being a clone created from Superman and Lois' DNA by Brainiac.
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