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Oracle Files: Billy Batson

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  • Roy Harper: Oracle? Are you there? I need a little help installing this bug… Hello? Is this thing even on?
  • Billy Batson: [off-key whistling of ‘Mary Had a Little Lamb’] Huh? Excuse me, what do you think you’re doing?
  • Roy Harper: You got a problem, kid? Beat it.
  • Billy Batson: Well, uh… actually, I do have some problems. First off, I’m twenty-one. So, don’t call me ‘kid’. Second of all, I don’t care for shady scar-faced thugs dressed up in bargain bin handyman disguises lurking around in my broadcasting studio with what appears to be a listening device in their hand.
  • Roy Harper: Okay… I can see how this looks bad… I can explain this.
  • Billy Batson: I’d like to see you try.
  • Roy Harper: Katana.
  • Billy Batson: Katana? [whack, thud]
  • Roy Harper: Took you long enough… Oh, he’s still conscious, you might wanna… [whack] There you go. Find a place to stash the twerp.
  • Tatsu Yamashiro: Thank you but I know how to do my job. I do not care for bludgeoning children, but it’s not the first time I’ve done so. [footsteps, body dragging on floor]
  • Helena Bertinelli: [footsteps] Are you serious? I leave you two alone for two minutes and you’re hiding bodies? [sigh]
  • Roy Harper: It’s not my fault! Oracle isn’t answering. I don’t know how to install this blasted contrap- [footsteps, groan, metallic bang, device beeping]
  • Helena Bertinelli: It’s not that hard, Roy… You just slap it on somewhere that’s not too obvious and it turns itself on.
  • Tatsu Yamashiro: [groan, thud, closet door creaking] That should keep him hidden until we’re well and gone. [footsteps, hands dusting off] Oh, he dropped his keycard.
  • Helena Bertinelli: I’ll get it… Let’s see who it is that nearly derailed our entire mission because of Roy’s incompetence… Hmm… William Batson? Oh [expletive]! We gotta go… now!
  • Billy Batson: SHAZAM! [lightning bolt, debris scattering]

Trivia and Notes

  • The Justice League is aware of Billy's secret identity, the Outsiders are just about to find out the hard way.

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