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  • Ice: No. I do not want to. You cannot make me do it. I won't.
  • Fire: But you must!
  • Flash: Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What's going on here?
  • Ice: Ah. Flash! Beatriz tells me that I must go to this interview?
  • Flash: Oh, yeah... i remember this being discussed in a meeting a while back. What about it?
  • Fire: She's throwing a fit.
  • Ice: I am not!
  • Fire: Yes, you are!
  • Flash: Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Hold up. What's the problem, Tora? Camera shy?
  • Ice: Partially... but... No, it's my accent. I do not want to sound like some poorly educated foreigner.
  • Fire: No one is going to think that, Tora.
  • Ice: Yes. Someone will.
  • Flash: Tora... You sound great. You have a beatiful accent and you are very smart... Plus this interviewer, Iris West? She's not going to be tough on you. I promise.
  • Ice: How can you be sure?
  • Flash: You could sayshe's a friend of the League... Anyway, if you get nervous, you can do what Superman does.
  • Superman: [footsteps] And what is it exactly I do?
  • Flash: [nervous laughter] You know. You qoute Phil Collins' songs.
  • Fire: [stifled laughter: 2 instances] No way!
  • Ice: He does not!
  • Superman: Uh... I have no idea what- [rush of air, electric crackle, speedster footsteps, rush of air, electric crackle, speedster footsteps] -you're- Where did you go?
  • Flash: Had to grab this.
  • Fire: A Glass Tablet? Why did you need that?
  • Flash: Just has this little video I've been putting together over the years... Here, let's watch. [tap]
  • Superman: Flash, this is un-
  • Reporter: Superman! Superman! Can we have a moment before you go?! Oh, Thanks... Do you have anything inspirational to say to the kids of Hub City?
  • Superman: Uh... When destiny calls you, you must be strong. I may not be with you, but you've got to hold on. They'll see in time, I know... We'll show them together.
  • Flash: [fake cough] You'll be in my heart. [fake cough]
  • Superman: Okay, that doesn't prove-
  • Reporter: Ah, yes. I have a question for Superman. Superman, is there a "Mrs. Superman"?
  • Superman:
  • Flash: Sussudio... oh oh.
  • Superman: Okay, that one was from like, what? Twelve years ago?
  • Reporter: Superman! Any comment on the election results? Surely, you can't be pleased that Lex Luthor will be our forty-fifth president... what with your history.
  • Superman: Uh, yes... Well... Hmm... This is the world we live in and these are the hands we're given. use them and let's start trying to make it a place worth living in.
  • Fire: That's Land of Confusion! Even I recognize that one.
  • Ice: Me, too.
  • Superman: Look-
  • Flash: Oh, shush... There's a lot more Land of Confusion in there.
  • Reporter: Superman! Do you have any reply to the statement Waller gave yesterday?
  • Superman: Her claim that this 'evidence' clears Luthor? [sigh] She says the danger's gone away, but I can see the fire's still burning alight, there burning into the night.
  • Reporter: Superman, as an alien resident of Earth, what do you feel is the biggest problem with earth?
  • Superman: too many people making too many problems. ... not much love to go around.
  • Superman: Okay, Flash, you cut those together from two different-
  • Flash: Hey, be quiet or you'll miss the best part.
  • Superman: Can't you see? This is a land of confusion.
  • Flash: [laughter: 3 instances] He actually drops the title!
  • Fire: I always wondered how he could be so cheesy...
  • Superman: Cheesy? Hey...
  • Ice: Thank you for this, Flash. I'll do the interview. No matter how bad I do at least I won't have to look this stupid. [footsteps: 2 instances]
  • Superman: Stupid?! Oh come on... Hey, you can't go wrong with Phil! Phil can do no wrong!
  • Flash: [silence: 3.2 seconds, nervous chuckle, groan] Oh, come on. Don't be mad, supes. You're not mad at me, are you?
  • Superman: [silence: 1.2 seconds] Let me put it this way, Barry... if you told me you were drowning, I would not lend a hand... So you can wipe off that grin, I know where you've been...
  • Flash: It's all been a pack of lies? [chuckle] In the Air Tonight...
  • Superman: Face value. Nineteen-Eighty-One. [chuckle, footsteps: 2 instances] Come on. Let's go see if Tora's interview goes over well. If it does, you're forgiven. If not, latrine duty...

Trivia and Notes

  • It was previously mentioned Superman's taste for Phil Collins back in Oracle Files: Clark Kent 3.
  • "Phil can do no wrong" is a phrase used by the Fanatics of the Beyond, often after "In Roy we trust".

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