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Oracle Files: Irie Morgan (1/2)

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  • Harleen Quinzel: [drunken laughter] What did Batsie say when he found out that you got yourself pregnant with your billionaire boytoy? I bet he was pissed.
  • Selina Wayne: Not so much... Batman's only love is punching criminals in the face. Catwoman was a diversion... Bruce loves me for who I am.
  • Pamela Isley: [scoff, gulp] No offense to the crop, but that was awfully corny, Selina. Even you have to admit it.
  • Selina Wayne: [chuckle] Maybe it is, Pam. But it's the truth... That's the life I lead now. In ten years, I'll drive a minivan and go to PTA meetings.
  • Harleen Quinzel: [drunken laughter] A minivan?! Yeah right! You're married to Bruce frickin' Wayne! No way you're driving a minivan anywhere, Selina!
  • Guy Gardner: Ladies... We're closing up. Time to get going. I know it's cliche and all but you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
  • Harleen Quinzel: [drunken laughter] Wait, don't I know you from some-
  • Pamela Isley: Alright there, Har... Let's get going. Nice place you got here. [hand pressing on table, paper rustling] That should cover the cost, plus tip.
  • Selina Wayne: Goodnight! [chuckle, footsteps: 3 instances, door opens, bell ding, door closes]
  • Guy Gardner: [chuckle, paper rustling, cloth wiping on wooden surface, chuckle] Crazy soccer moms. [door opens, bell ding] I'm sorry, bu we're-
  • Irie Morgan: [crutches, clopping footfalls, crutches, clopping footfalls] Hey Guy. Yuh don't kno mi, but wi need a chat.
  • Guy Gardner: Look, you're right... I don't know you, but we're clo- [pause] Wait a minute. Where did you get that ring?
  • Irie Morgan: Ni didn't get it anywhere. It choose mi just as your's choose yuh... Mi name's Irie Morgan an mi Disciple of Saint Walker-
  • Guy Gardner: The Saint Walker?
  • Irie Morgan: Yea, di very same. We be sworn in service to yuh Corps now. Di Blackest Night be coming soon now, an mi been sent back home, here to Earth, to aid yuh an yuh team.
  • Guy Gardner: Okay... Great... Love to have you on board... but I'm not the boss. You should go see John.
  • Irie Morgan: Ni wi' inna time, Mi sure of it. [chuckle] But mi as inna di neighborhood an tink mi cud use a jink. Wah yuh say?
  • Guy Gardner: [chuckle] Yeah, fine... Sit down. [footsteps, glass clinking, lid unscrewing, liquid sloshing, glass clinking] So, uh, your's is blue. What's it do? [liquid pouring]
  • Irie Morgan: Di same as yuh own fi di most part. Ongle runs pon a different source than yuh green ring- Hol'aan a minute now... Yuh don't kno wah a Blue ring can-? Oh wi inna fi it now. [sigh, gulp, gulp]

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