E27VOXA: Super Bundles of Joy

Characters

 * Superman
 * Damian Wayne
 * Dr. Midnight
 * Lois Lane-Kent
 * "Hooty"

Location

 * Watchtower, Earth's Orbit
 * February 1st 2017, 0111 Local Time

VOX Archive

 * Damian Wayne: Nervous?
 * Superman: Yeah... My wife's on the other side of that wall giving birth to a half-alien child in a room that is hermetically sealed and sound-proof.
 * Damian Wayne: And you find that unsettling because you can't eavesdrop? I understand that. Very well, Kryptonian... I will give you my sympathy.
 * Superman: Oh, wow... I feel bad now that I didn't get you anything... [chuckle] Wait, is your phone sync'd to the Watchtower's media files?
 * Damian Wayne: Yes... Why?
 * Superman: [rush of air] Very well... I'll give you the greatest gift of all. [beep, muffled rock music]
 * Damian Wayne: What is this I am listening to?
 * Superman: Just be quiet and listen to it. It's-
 * Damian Wayne: Garbage. [music paused, headphones clattering on metallic surface]
 * Superman: Hey, that's my favorite song! You didn't even give it a chance-
 * Damian Wayne: Land of Confusion. Recorded by Genesis in 1986, I believe.
 * Superman: Oh, so you have heard of it. Excellent! Did you know that Phil Collins was the-
 * Damian Wayne: Lead singer and drummer of Genesis? Yes. I also know that Disturbed's 2006 cover is the superior version.
 * Superman: No, no, no! Phil Collins is the best... Seriously, you don't get much better art than that which is made by Phil.
 * Damian Wayne: I thought Kryptonians had super-hearing... Ask Midnight to check your's before you leave.
 * Superman: You're a lot like your father... and I don't mean that as a compliment.
 * Dr. Midnight: [door whooshes open, baby cries, footsteps] Superman...
 * Superman: Doctor, is... is she-
 * Dr. Midnight: Now, now... Lois is fine. The delivery went much smoother than the last two, especially impressive as this was twins. You can see th-
 * Superman: Wait a minute... Doc, did you say twins?
 * Hooty: Affirmative, [whirring] It appears Kryptonian children can undergo mitosis at a stage much later than human children. Prior scans had fail-
 * Superman: We have twins?!
 * Lois Lane: [distant chuckle] [shout:] Yes, Smallville! That's what the doc said! [chuckle] Now get in here and help me name these cuties.

Trivia and Notes

 * Birth of Superman and Lois' twins Carol and Jane.
 * This VOX Box used to be part of Oracle Files: Clark Kent 3.

Links and References

 * E27VOXA: Super Bundles of Joy