Oracle Files: Clark Kent

Characters

 * Clark Kent
 * Lois Lane-Kent
 * Jimmy Olsen
 * Ambush Bug
 * Oracle

Location

 * Daily Planet, Metropolis, DE
 * November 15th 2009, 1251 EST

VOX Archive

 * Clark Kent: I can help you with the situation in Corto Maltese, Barbara... as soon as I'm done here.
 * Oracle: Copy that. I'll tell Double Dubs and the Big Cheese that help is on its way. Oracle out.
 * Lois Lane: Hey Smallville, you ready or what?
 * Clark Kent: I'm coming. I'm coming. Alright, so, uh... Mr. Bug. You claim you're a hero now?
 * Ambush Bug: Not so much a hero. More like a plucky sidekick.
 * Clark Kent: I see... And whose sidekick exactly are you supposed to be?
 * Ambush Bug: Superman's, of course!
 * Clark Kent: And what does Superman have to say about this?
 * Ambush Bug: You tell me.
 * Clark Kent: How am I supposed to know what Superman thinks?
 * Ambush Bug: Uh... because you're Superman... d'uh... Seriously though, do these glasses really fool that many people?
 * Clark Kent: [nervous chuckle] I'm... I'm not Superman
 * Jimmy Olsen: [snort, chuckle] C.K. is Superman? Yeah, right. This Bug really is crazy, ain't he Lois? [click, camera shutter]
 * Lois Lane: Just take pictures, Jimmy... Look, Clark, why don't you go proofread that piece of mine on Corto Maltese. I'll finish up here.
 * Ambush Bug: Is something in her eye? Is that why she is winking like that?
 * Clark Kent: Uh, sure thing, Lois... Just one more more thing before I go, Ambush Bug. If you're serious about being a hero now-
 * Ambush Bug: Sidekick-
 * Clark Kent: Whatever. If you really want to be a hero, you need to make amends for your time as a criminal.
 * Ambush Bug: I did... Remember? I put all my money back... well, most of it. What else is there?
 * Clark Kent: Turn yourself into the Metropolis PD. Here, call Detective Sawyer and- [blipt] Uh, where did he go?
 * Lois Lane: Maybe he went to turn himself in.
 * Clark Kent: I doubt it.
 * Jimmy Olsen: I can't believe he thought you were Superman, C.K.! That's hilarious.
 * Lois Lane: Yeah, it's a real riot, Jimmy...

Trivia and Notes

 * Lois learned Superman's secret identity in Oracle Files: Lois Lane-Kent.
 * Debut of Lois Lane, Jimmy Olsen and Ambush Bug.

Links and References

 * Oracle Files: Clark Kent (2/3)