Oracle Files: Dmitri Pushkin 1

Characters

 * Tora Olafsdotter
 * Dmitri Pushkin
 * Beatriz da Costa

Location

 * The Watchtower

VOX Archive

 * Dmitri Pushkin: [mechanical door opens, footsteps] Privet...
 * Tora Olafsdotter: Oh... Dmitri! Good morning!
 * Beatrice da Costa: [scoff] You're here early... I wish I would get relieved from monitor duty this early.
 * Dmitri Pushkin: [chuckle] I could not sleep. I still find it difficult to sleep when away from mywife and children.
 * Tora Olafsdotter: That is so sweet. You are a good man, Dmitri.
 * Dmitri Pushkin: Thank you, Tora. You're sweet to say such... I'll just be in the corner over here familiarizing myself with the daily reports for a few minutes.
 * Tora Olafsdotter: [screentap, beep, giggle] This is fine. Please... Make yourself comfortable.
 * Beatrice da Costa: [whisper] Should we ask him?
 * Tora Olafsdotter: [whisper] Ask him? Now?
 * Beatrice da Costa: [scoff] [whisper] Why not?
 * Tora Olafsdotter: [whisper] Because... I am nervous.
 * Beatrice da Costa: [scoff] [whisper] Don't be! Come on! He'd be perfect to join us-
 * Dmitri Pushkin: [chuckle, sigh, footsteps] Okay, Damy, let me stop you two there. I am flattered. really, I am... [nervous chuckle] But I must decline. I am a happily married man.
 * Beatrice da Costa: [scoff] We know... Weren't we just talking about that?
 * Tora Olafsdotter: Yes... We were... Now I am confused.
 * Beatrice da Costa: Wait, what did you think we were talking about?
 * Dmitri Pushkin: Uh... Well... [nervous chuckle] Maybe I jumped to conclu-
 * Beatrice da Costa: [gasp] He thought we wanted to sleep with him!
 * Tora Olafsdotter: [gasp] No... Wait, together? Like... at the same time? How would that work?
 * Beatrice da Costa: [under-breath] Well...
 * Dmitri Pushkin: [nervous chuckle] I'm sorry, I thought you two were... you know?
 * Tora/Beatrice: [in-unison:] What? What?
 * Dmitri Pushkin: [nervous chuckle] You know...
 * Tora/Beatrice: [in-unison:] Women? Brazilian?
 * Dmitri Pushkin: [sigh] What is the word? Lesbijanka?
 * Tora/Beatrice: [in-unison:] Oh no! I wish... What? Huh? Nevermind. Forget it.
 * Dmitri Pushkin: Uh... Wait, so now that I'm blushing the same shade as my armor, what were you going to ask me?
 * Beatrice da Costa: We were wondering if you'd like to be part of ours Global Guardians club.
 * Dmitri Pushkin: Uh, yes... Ted was telling me about thi. Uh... if you're still have me. I'd love to take part in your club.
 * Tora Olafsdotter: Joy! We would love to have you... as a member of the club. [giggle] And only as a member of the club.

Trivia and Notes

 * Debut of Dmitri Pushkin.
 * Beatriz saying she's Brazilian is a nod to a joke from Justice League Unlimited tv series.
 * In the comics Global Guardians are a superhero team.
 * Pivet means hello, Damy means ladies, and Lesbijanka means lesbian.

Links and References

 * Oracle Files: Dmitri Pushkin 1/2