Oracle Files: Tinya Wazzo

Characters

 * Ayla Ranzz
 * Lucy Lane
 * Tinya Wazzo

Location

 * The Clubhouse, Metropolis, DE
 * 0910 Local Time

VOX Archive

 * Pulse: You're a soldier, right?
 * Lucy Lane: Excuse me?
 * Pulse: You are part of the military. Here on Earth. Earth's military. You're a soldier. Am I mistaken?
 * Lucy Lane: I was a captain in the United States Army... Yes.
 * Pulse: Was?
 * Lucy Lane: [sigh] Past-tense. I work for the Department of Extranormal Operations now, babysitting you weirdos. [chuckle]
 * Pulse: What did you do in the military? Did you babysit there, too?
 * Lucy Lane: Mostly I was only allowed to do intelligence work... so yes. I was a babysitter there, too. [chuckle]
 * Pulse: Allowed? Because you're female?
 * Lucy Lane: No. Bcause I'm a daughter... [sigh] My father. He's- He was a general. A high-ranking officer. High as they come, just about. He was afraid of losing me.
 * Pulse: I do not undertsand how is this possible...
 * Phase: [sigh] I do.
 * Pulse: Tinya? Where did you come from?
 * Phase: This wall here... Anyway, I heard you two through the vent there while Lu and I were playing Czarnian Dzerk and felt like dropping in for a bit. So... What's up?
 * Lucy Lane: [sigh] I wish you wouldn't do that in the Clubhouse... We have military brass and government officials in and out of her all-day. You walking through walls like that all the time scares the heebie-jeebies out of them. They are going to think that this place is haunted...
 * Phase: These are the ones whose remarks I get in my feedback reports? The ones who excitedly call me "Phantom Girl" and "Apparition"?
 * Lucy Lane: [sigh] Yes...
 * Phase: [giggle] Then they sure would be assed out if I wasn't able to go "phase-y" on a mission due to lack off-mission practicing, huh?
 * Lucy Lane: [sigh] Yeah, I guess so... but the expression is 'bummed out'.
 * Phase: Oh, what did I say?
 * Lucy Lane: [sigh] Nevermind. So, you were saying that you understood having an overbearing parent?
 * Phase: I don't know if I would call my mother 'overbearing'. She just needed my help in order to keep me and my sister alive. Maybe that's is what your dad was doing?
 * Lucy Lane: [sigh] Yes, but... Wait, didn't you say you were playing a game with Luornu? Shouldn't you get back to-
 * Phase: [sigh] I wouldn't worry about it. She's arguing with herself about her next move. She'll be a while.
 * Lucy Lane: I see... Well, look, I get that my dad wanted to look out for me but there's a difference between being protective and being an asshole. He was the latter.
 * Phase: [giggle, gasp, stifled giggle] Im sorry, I didn't mean to laugh... It's just you did it, too, Lucy, remember? The term is 'bum-hole'.
 * Lucy Lane: What?! [sigh] No. I didn't make a mistake-
 * Pulse: No, you did, Lucy. Tinya is right. I heard it, too...

Trivia and Notes

 * "Phantom Girl" and "Apparition" are Tinya codenames in the comics.

Links and References

 * Oracle Files: Tinya Wazzo