E27VOXA: Joyriding

Characters

 * Nightwing
 * Red Hood
 * Oracle

Location

 * Bristol, Gotham City

VOX Archive

 * Red Hood: All I’m saying is that I am a better driver.
 * Nightwing: And all I’m saying is that you’re clearly delusional. Hey! Watch the upholstery! Bruce will kill us if we bring back his car smelling like Big Belly Burgers!
 * Red Hood: It’s fine. See? It cleans right up… Anyway, as I was saying: I was trained by the best.
 * Nightwing: Uh… So was I, nitwit.
 * Red Hood: No, you were trained by Bruce. I was trained by Bruce AND Ra’s al Ghul.
 * Nightwing: [scoff] Ra’s is 600 years old!
 * Red Hood: So what?
 * Nightwing: The elderly are not known for their superior driving, Jason.
 * Red Hood: I’m not saying Ra’s taught me to drive… But he has skilled associates who taught me.
 * Nightwing: Who is better that the goddamn Batman?
 * Red Hood: At driving? David Cain. Hands down.
 * Nightwing: No way. David Cain is known for his kill count. Not his parallel parking.
 * Red Hood: Who do you think taught Bruce how to drive so good? Wait, what’s happening?
 * Oracle: [beep] Jig is up, boys. Bruce found out about your joyride breakfast run and had me lockout the controls. I didn't tell him who it was. Bruce is on his way home... I can hack the traffic lights and buy you some time, but... if I were you, I'll use that time to get your story straight. Good luck...
 * Nightwing: Crap! [sigh] Sooo… Jason, you were saying something about us switching seats?

Trivia

 * This VOX Box used to be part of Oracle Files: Helena Bertinelli 1. According to Roy: This one is somewhat weird as it doesn't feature the person who is named in the title. Old VOX Boxes didn't always feature the character whose Oracle File it appeared in.
 * Story continues in Oracle Files: Jason Todd 1.

Links and References

 * E27VOXA: Helena Bertinelli 1