E27VOXA: Pygs and Puns

Characters

 * Batman
 * Robin
 * Batgirl
 * Professor Pyg
 * Harvey Bullock

Location

 * The Narrows, Gotham City, NJ

VOX Archive

 * Professor Pyg: [radio dial click, sigh] But that's enough fun for now... [snort, footsteps, valve squeaking, gas hissing] Let us get to work.
 * Harvey Bullock: [groan, struggle, chains rattling] You're making a mistake here, freakshow.
 * Professor Pyg: [footsteps, gas hissing] Shh... shh... shush... Go to sleep now, detective. When you wake up, Pyg will have made you perfect. [gas hissing, struggle, muffled shouting, gas hissing, chains rattling, muffled shouting, snort] Yes… just like that. TOAD! Pyg needs his tools! TOAD?! TO-O-OAD!
 * Robin: [door smashed open, thud, body sliding on tile floor, footsteps: 3 instances, capes rustling: 3 instances] Quit your squealing, Pyg! Here is your lackey
 * Professor Pyg: [angry snort, clatter] Bat-brains! How’d you find Pyg’s operating room?!
 * Robin: [footsteps: 2 instances, scoff] You call this an operating room? This place is a pigsty.
 * Batgirl: [sigh, slap] Don’t be lame, pipsqueak.
 * Batman: [groan] Don’t start that up again, you two. [clears throat, footsteps, cape rustling] Let Detective Bullock go now and I’ll promise you that you won’t have any bones broken between here and Arkham, Pyg.
 * Professor Pyg: [laughter, squeal, snort] Pyg not going anywhere! Bat-brains walked into Pyg’s trap! [laughter, squeal, snort, button push, silence] WHAT?! [frantic button pushes]
 * Batgirl: [giggle] See this thing in my hand, Pyg? It’s an RF Jammer. Your traps are disabled.
 * Professor Pyg: [angry snort] No! No! No! NO! [whining squeal, clatter] Fine! Pyg surrenders…
 * Batgirl: [scoff] What that’s it? How boar-ing.
 * Robin: [growl]…and you called ME lame?!

Trivia and Notes

 * This VOX Box used to be part of Oracle Files: Stephanie Brown 1. Extra dialogue was added, as well as a date, and the Batman in the original VOX was Bruce, now is Dick.
 * Professor Pyg mentions Toad, his assistant.

Links and References

 * E27VOXA: Stephanie Brown 1